How come I can never finish a cup of coffee before it gets cold?
Why is my daughter obsessed with Spiderman?
Why do children's toys take 30 minutes to get out of the box?
Why does time pass so slowly when I'm at work, but so quickly on the weekend?
Why do I complain about being out of shape right before eating a big bowl of ice cream?
How come I am exhausted all day long, but once bedtime arrives, I am wide awake?
How come you can never find a pen when you really need one?
Why do I start wearing fall clothes in October, even though it is still 80 degrees?
Why do I have to wake Elise up at 7:00 on the weekdays, but she gets up at 6:30 on her own on the weekends?
When did I become so disorganized?
Why do people display campaign signs? Have those ever influenced a vote?
What am I going to make for dinner tonight?